Magical Diaries

To find or discover our true, individual vocation is, as a matter of fact, equivalent to discovering a very precious treasure. When a person undoubtedly finds with entire certainty his true and legitimate function, he makes himself with this sole fact, irreplaceable. When our vocation corresponds totally and in an absolute way to the position that we occupy in life, we then perform our job as a true apostleship, without any covetousness and without a desire for power. Then the job instead of causing in us covetousness, boredom or a desire to change jobs, brings us true, profound, intimate joy even when we have to patiently endure painful burdens. In practice we have been able to verify that when the position does not correspond to the individual's vocation, then he only thinks in terms of more. The mechanism of the Ego is more. More money, more fame, more projects, etc., and as is natural, the subject often becomes hypocritical, exploitative, cruel, merciless, intransigent, etc. If...

"Are you chewing gum?" "No, I'm Samuel." "What are you going to be when you graduate?" "An old man." "I spent three years in college taking medicine." "Are you well now?" "Now that you're married, you should have some insurance." "But why? My wife isn't dangerous." "Do you say a prayer before you eat?" "No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook." "I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner." "Who wants to eat friends?" "We are having mother for dinner, darling." "Make sure she's well done." "Would you like your coffee black?" "What other colors do you have?” "It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other." "Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears." "May I hold your hand?" "No, thanks, It isn't heavy....

The Queen has two birthdays  Tomatoes and avocados are actually fruits, not vegetables  As well as having unique finger prints, we all have unique tongue prints  There are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on a beach . Horses and cows sleep standing up  It would take only one hour to drive to space  Slugs have four noses  It is impossible to lick your own elbow  A hippopotamus can run faster than a man  A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out  Water covers 70% of Earth  Pigs can’t look up into the sky – it’s physically impossible.  The shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.  An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its whole brain.  Kangaroos can’t walk backwards.  About 70% of an adult’s body is water.  Your nose and ears continue growing for your entire life.  A dog’s nose is like a human finger print – unique to its owner.  Apples float on water!  Number four is the only on...