Unexpected Answers... 😝😂🤣


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"Are you chewing gum?"
"No, I'm Samuel."

"What are you going to be when you graduate?"
"An old man."

"I spent three years in college taking medicine."
"Are you well now?"

"Now that you're married, you should have some insurance."
"But why? My wife isn't dangerous."

"Do you say a prayer before you eat?"
"No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook."

"I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."
"Who wants to eat friends?"

"We are having mother for dinner, darling."
"Make sure she's well done."

"Would you like your coffee black?"
"What other colors do you have?”

"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."
"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."

"May I hold your hand?"
"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."

"Does water always come through the roof in this place?"
"No, sir, only when it rains."

"When will you straighten out the house, dear?"
"Why? Is it tilted?"

"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"
"No, you'll have to walk."

"I have changed my mind."
"Thank heavens! Does it work better now?"

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