Christmas jokes

What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints

 Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman? He’s cool.

 Knock, knock!
 Who’s there?
 Donut. 
Donut who?
 Donut open this present until Christmas! 

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. 

What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish. 

What do you call an old snowman? COLDIE 

What music do Santa’s elves like best? Wrap music! 

What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!

 What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards!

 How does Christmas Day end? With the letter Y!

 What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!

 What is the most competitive season? Win-ter! 

What type of key do you need for a Nativity play? A don-key!

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